Archive for July, 2009

Serious Cultural Studies of the Japanese: Why do their porn actresses squeak like 12 year olds?

Any man who ever owned a computer, video store card or a set of functioning eyes has at one time seen Japanese porn. Excluding the dreaded mosaic of impotence that their smut is known for, most Japanese porn ain’t half bad. But while naughty nurses, 30 year olds in high school uniforms and innocent housewives [...]

Thursday, July 30th, 2009

5 Terrifying Real-Life Enemies of the Mushroom Kingdom

Today we feature another guest article. This one is  from Joe Della Bella, a fellow Cracked.com writer who goes by the nickname JDXBlitz. Try to guess what the JDX stands for. Here is a hint: it’s an ethnic slur.
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If you have ever played a Mario game in your life, you know that the Mushroom Kingdom [...]

Thursday, July 9th, 2009

The funniest argument against Evolution you will hear this week

Now look, I am not here to start any serious debate or to challenge anybody’s believes, it’s just that I am 100% certain most if not all Creationists are legally insane whackjobs who would need to be hit over the head several times with a sack full of doorknobs before they could be classified as [...]

Friday, July 3rd, 2009