I am sure all of you not living it off from website revenues have wondered how it’s like to be famous. Topless Playboy models serving you Yeti-burgers on platters made from the cross of Christ, clothes manufactured from finest meteorite fragments and 5$ discount cards to Bed Bath & Beyond. And what is the quickest [...]
No one knows when inspiration will strike and what shape will it take. It might be over dinner or on your way to work when you suddenly think of that shoe with a mini fridge built into it, and there is nothing wrong with devising the cure for cancer while strangling a prostitute pregnant with [...]
Today Drown Yourself features another guest article because Dr Arkard is busy in Israel performing heart transplants on endangered panda trees or something and not vomiting his lungs over a toilet having once again failed to understand he does not hold his liquor well. Today’s hero of the hour is a mysterious citizen of Finland [...]
So, some of you might have heard that someone has recently discovered a porn spoof of Mona Lisa probably painted by da Vinci himself or one of his student. Surprisingly, this is not the first instance of the famous Mona showing some boob. Apparently, nuder and nuder versions of da Vinci’s famous paintings have been [...]
Dr Wikipedia describes an “action movie” as “a film genre wherein the story is largely told through physical action as opposed to dialog”. So right off the bat, we get a wrench in the works. No one who did not undergo a botched lobotomy in Mexico could argue that TDK lacked dialog. Some people can [...]
Viagra - the little blue pill that could… give you boners. Since becoming available in 1998 the erection inducing pharmaceutical has became part of our sex centered culture but surely there isn’t a lot you can say about it. You pop a pill, wait an hour, and you are ready to knock on the door [...]
Now I like anime as much as any other guy. Cowboy Bebop, for example, is a great adventure-cowboy-bounty-hunters-in-space fun story with soothing jazz music and masterfully crafted plots, like mutant food becoming aggressive after spending too much time in the fridge, one of the best Alien parodies I have ever seen as a matter of [...]