Today we feature another guest article. This one is  from Joe Della Bella, a fellow Cracked.com writer who goes by the nickname JDXBlitz. Try to guess what the JDX stands for. Here is a hint: it’s an ethnic slur.
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If you have ever played a Mario game in your life, you know that the Mushroom Kingdom [...]

Today Drown Yourself features another guest article because Dr Arkard is busy in Israel performing heart transplants on endangered panda trees or something and not vomiting his lungs over a toilet having once again failed to understand he does not hold his liquor well. Today’s hero of the hour is a mysterious citizen of Finland [...]

Today we feature another guest article. This one has been physically threatened out of Dwight Valentine who in his spare time warns humanity about the impending snowman apocalypse via his website, Zombie Valentines.

It really sucks when something awesome comes to the attention of pop culture. When this occurs, it’s almost guaranteed that pop culture will [...]

Today we feature a guest article from Nick Coffin who between fighting koalas with his bare hands and arm wrestling the homeless, pitches article ideas for Cracked.com. Be gentle, it is his first time.
Pokemon Red. It was my first video game, alongside my Gameboy Color, my first console (it was the classic purple). Pokemon got [...]